He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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