apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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