so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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