i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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