I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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