its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize