Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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