no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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