It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
