so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She bit a glass in half.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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