i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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