idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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