nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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