I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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