Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
