I'd wear matching sweaters with you
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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