That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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