Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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