If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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