I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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