Your face is a jimmy john
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
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her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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