There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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