yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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