dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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