Having a random hookup so left but love u
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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