You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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