that's an acceptable place to lick
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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