just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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