I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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