So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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