Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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