I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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