if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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