His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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