we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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