My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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