when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
did i just pee glitter
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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