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(586): View more from Michigan

The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.

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(317): View more from Indiana

about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.

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(954): View more from Florida

You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right

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(519): View more from Ontario

You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.

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