I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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