Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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