Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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