Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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