Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"