yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.