how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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