I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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