My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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