doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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