Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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