nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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