you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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