So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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