We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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