how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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