I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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We have started to decorate penises.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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