I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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