it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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